Tuesday, June 20, 2006

relaishuns

too mani peepil r consirnan thimsalvs aboot wha thair dooin an na aboot hoo thair dooin wha wi

fintha rite pairson an idonna mater wha yoor dooin so lon cas yoor dooin iwif tha 1 yu love

itaint no sport cha no

a pairson ina a trofee

r e s p e c t yirselves

Monday, June 05, 2006

bairns

wal ta tha dizmai o meni an a tha proddin atha feu wons agin i m ritin

fer alla u kin reed mor pawa ta u fer alla canna reed wal weir in ta saim bote

me muthr godresstersol dite alon wi me lil sis in birt me fathr tuk ta drnk i fallad him ta tha pup til tha reltivs cum an tuk me ta liv wi thems i heerd me fathr dite o tha drnk ba i neu he dite fra ma brokin hert

foks wa nis butta alon tha wai i gits ta feelin as so mush xtra bagadg

i tuk mani posishunz an wined up heer wirkin a tha pit nex ta a fine men

hiz hert tuk a cramp 1 dai an he dite rite nex ta me

plz ta tak caira me wif and me wee lass sez he

i sur wil sez i

hiz wif tuk a feint an dite strate awai

his wee lass cum up wi a bairn a sum gipsee sos her be in o age an wi chile i mari her an she goes an dite ba tha bairn don tan sirpriz im a fathr on mi own

wal i maikt mi promiz ta mi mate sos i staid an razed hiz granson hoo he niver neu


bairns
f ya don wach oot thyll kil ya

his a gud lad tho he ges me startet wi dis Dell

Monday, May 22, 2006

woomin

na don gee mee rong susi is as guda girl as a man cud wan butofentimes she can cree 8 a hell hear on urth forme
na wy r woomin lik tha
i wirkt all tha day lon doon in tha pit an i brinkit all hom ta her an she sees fit ta driiv me oot ta mi mind
joust las nite i cum up wi tha post and tha papper i brink tha cans aroun tha bak i leav tha dog out and fed er an i sits doon in me favrit cher
susi sez i 'abeer if you wud
wi ooot a wurd shes in tha kit an oot tha door abaalin
noo wha
i goes folerin her oot an shees on tha step baalin
na i don no aboot yu but a woomins teers wel i don no
aniways wys yer baalin sez i
cus ya dinna een sez allo sez she
allo sez i
she set ta baalin agin
ah na wha sez i
cus ya dinna een sez mi naim sez she
allo susi sez i
mor baalin
ah na wa sez i
yer suppos ta sa wi oot me sayin sez she
mor ballin
woomin
na me feet r hurtin up a storm an al i wanta do is go bak in ta sit
so sez i allo susi mi luv cum inta tha hoos an oot a tha rain
we gos in i sit an say na hoo aboot tha beer susi ma darlin
susi sets ta ballin but she gees me ma beer
woomin

Welcum

so
commin ta chek tha nu guy oot eh?

Sunday, May 14, 2006

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